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Monday: Fell down stairs due to disoriention from lack of morning caffeine infusion. Bruises and odd elbow pain.

Tuesday: Kitchen fire. See post for full disclosure.

Wednesday: Speeding ticket. Was not speeding that bad, just moving with traffic. Plus, what highway is 55 mph these days?

Thursday: So far unscathed, but the night is young. I'm seriously considering not moving for a while.