Two A-Holes Read My Blog

A: Hey Milena, you suck. You hate babies and cats.

B: I heard you kill cats and feed them to babies.

A: I hear that you love Sarah Palin, and her babies. That much is true. I read it on your crappy blog which sucks so much I'll never stop reading it because you suck so bad it makes me happier to know you exist.

B: Yeah, I agree. You suck. You hate babies, cats, and poor people.

A: Especially poor people.

B: I hear that one time, Milena kicked a poor woman on the street.

A: Not only that, she kicked her cat.

B: And fed it to Sarah Palin's baby.

Milena: And then we high-fived.

A: Oh my gosh, Milena, you suck.

B: I know. Can you believe she high-fived Sarah Palin? That's like eating dinner with Satan.

A: Milena eats dinner with Satan on a regular basis. They have a standing reservation at a nasty restaurant that serves cat.

Milena: you read it here, first.

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4 Comments:

  1. Milena,

    You have to laugh at truely truely idiotic people. Quite seriously, who thinks of that crap.

    I think your're too busy filling your blog with interesting thoughts, helpul perspectives and quality writing to worship the Devil or Sarah Palin or Sarah Palin's cat's (or whatever it was they accused you of).

    I hope you saw the funny side of that ridiculously absurb coversation. Don't let it get to you.
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  2. Keep up the good work Milena! Love your stuff.

    I only with I could have dinner with Sarah Palin.

    What a great, strong, independent, smart woman (both you and Sarah Palin).
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  3. Next time you have dinner with Satan and Sarah Palin at the cat restaurant-- can I come?

    Love it.
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  4. @Marina - while this post was parody, it's hard to tell, isn't it? I think it's a fairly accurate representation of the kinds of things people will say! Oh well!

    @Brandon - Thanks!

    Monica - You will be first on my list!
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I'm curious to see what you are thinking...

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