Nothing Shocks Me

Today, my friend posted this disturbingly hilarious item to Facebook supposedly written by 3rd graders.

Now, if you happen to have cable, this type of "knowledge" by 10 year olds (is that how old 3rd graders are?) is not that unusual. What is unusual is that adults get such a kick out of thinking little kids are still innocent at that age.

But still, this is pretty comical. Some kids just don't act their age.

I'm so afraid of parenthood.